Unbeknownst to all, that gentle lady of great renown, Peggy Noonan, has performed such selfless and noble acts in bridging the void of ignorance that divides the New Media from the Old that she is hereby admitted to the Holy See of the Feline Theocracy and is named “Most Faithful Ambassador to the Court of the Mainstream Media.”
Let there be seven days of rejoicing in the Theocracy with tuna and catnip for all!
For those in the Theocracy who have taken vows of silence, poverty and/or chastity let this be a period of suspension of your vows that you may celebrate with the faithful. It is instructive for us to recall the immortal words of Abraham Lincoln from the documentary film, Bill and Ted’s Excellent Adventure when he addressed the gathered multitudes saying,
“Be excellent to one another. And…PARTY ON, DUDES!!!!”
So sayeth the Feline Theocracy. All hail the Theocracy!
2 comments:
WAIT!! Are vows of silence, poverty and chastity required?
That might be a stretch for this loud, wealthy and skanky empress...
Oh my Empress, there is no need for anyone to take on such vows. It's just that if you already had, you could dispose of them during this week of celebration.
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