I, K T Cat, your Maximum Leader, have a grand announcement from the Feline Theocracy.
Because of his brave deeds, noble demeanor and kind offer to leave a plate of tuna out for me, Lawman is hereby named Knight Protector of the Feline Theocracy and Defender of Yarn Balls. Read ye his blog with great regularity.
Go forth now in your endeavors, Sir Knight, with the blessings and prayers of all felines!
As previously noted, the most honorable Empress Kukka-Maria has also been named Mother Superior of the Holy Order of Ocean Whitefish. Read also her blog, for it is great with feline wisdom.
All hail the Feline Theocracy!
Quote from forgotten author: “Cats were once worshipped as gods. Cats have never forgotten this.”