First, let me instruct you on the basics. In order to achieve Higher Consciousness, you need
Simplicity of Thought,
Purity of Heart and
Buckets of Sunflower Seeds.
Find a quiet place and assume a comfortable position. Clear your mind of active thought and fill your cheeks with pecan pieces. Once you have done this and the winds of clarity have blown the clouds of confusion from your mind, let us contemplate the following mystery:
What's the sound of one MSM reporter confronting people familiar with the subject?