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The crack editorial staff here at the The Scratching Post (a lazy cat and a manic hamster) are hard at work attempting to resolve the technical difficulties posed by the previous open thread post. We are trying to embrace the Web 2.0 paradigm of user-generated content and yet cater to the needs of our readers, the vast majority of which are either mute, lazy lurkers or paranoid, cave-dwelling troglodytes. Or both.

Artist's conception of 90% of our readers.
We are also working on an advertising campaign that will work for either. We're toying with a combination of Preparation H and earmuffs. Or perhaps one slathered on the other.

Update: I put up a poll about this post. Feel free to go and vote and tell me how insulted you are.