Some wide receivers who shall remain nameless, but who go by the initials "T. O." have fired their publicists. I just want you all to know that my main man, Marques Colston, has not fired me as his unofficial publicist. We're still tight. Want to know why? I work hard.
Me, working at top speed.
I never forget who's The Man. Marques is. This weekend he's going to have a huge game against the Eagles as the Saints romp to victory. You'll see.
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