Hillary Clinton is running for the presidency. Hillary Clinton will lose. Want to know why? She reminds every divorced guy of their ex-wife. A shrill, self-important harpy who will do anything to get what they want.
Her latest bit is sending out hit teams to dig up dirt on Barack Obama. It turns out Barack was raised as a Muslim in Indonesia. Hillary's team is spreading this calumny far and wide. "Look out! He went to a Muslim grade school twenty years ago! Don't vote for him, he might strap semtex to his chest and blow up the Senate!"
We should be so lucky.
Update: I just reealized that this post is likely to insult a large portion of my readers, the divorced women. I don't think I'm having a good week. To register your complaints, go here.