Just last night, Jacob and I had a serious disagreement. You're invited to cast your vote in the comments and resolve this debate.
Jacob: Would you mind getting me some sunflower seeds? I really like them, you know.
Me: I did. I put them in your dish.
Jacob: No you didn’t.
Me: Yes I did.
Jacob: Look at the dish! There’s not a single seed in it!
Me: You took them all and stuffed them in your cheeks.
Jacob: That’s an outrageous lie. There’s nothing in my cheeks at all.
Me: What are you talking about? Your cheeks are bulging with seeds.
Jacob: No they’re not. This is how I always look.
Me: Your cheeks are so stuffed with seeds that you sound like Marlon Brando from The Godfather when you talk.
Jacob: That was a good movie, wasn’t it?
Me: Yeah, but I liked the book better. Wait a minute! You’re changing the subject!
Jacob: You brought up the movie. So will you go get me some seeds already?
Me: No. I just gave you some.
Jacob: I thought we went through all of this already. There are no seeds here at all.
Me: This is getting repetitive. I suggest we leave it to the readers. Deal?
OK readers, here’s your chance. Did I cheat the little Syrian out of his sunflower seeds or does he have them in his cheeks? Your vote determines whether or not he gets more seeds tonight.