Hi, you've reached my cell phone. Chances are I heard your call, but I figured I didn't have time to grab the phone, race upstairs, hurl my body out the window, climb on to the roof, hoist a large piece of sheet metal over my head and adopt a flamingo stance pointing 38 degrees south southwest just to be able to talk to you. If you'll leave a message, I will return your call as soon as I can reach a land line because my Sprint coverage is so bad that no matter where I call you from (with the exception of the parking lot at the grocery store) it's only even money that our conversation will last more than 30 seconds.What do you think?
Tuesday, March 25, 2008
A Proposed New Phone Message for my Sprint Cell Phone
...would go something like this.