If We Don't Defeat The Future, We Will Face Dinosaurs With Laser Guns
Can there be any doubt?
If this isn't an argument in favor of blowing hundreds of billions on pointless high-speed rail, nothing is. Without money, people of the future will be forced into subsistence farming and will be unable to develop laser guns and time travel!
3 comments:
My kids LOVED Dino Riders - and you should SEE the amazing new dinosaurs in the Target toy section! It's finally taken off, but with a new name.
Will they still love it when laser-armed dinosaurs are rampaging through the streets of Detroit?
Better yet, will they be able to tell the difference if laser-armed dinosaurs rampage through the streets of Detroit?
Sure, they'd be able to tell the difference! Laser-armed dinosaurs rampaging through Detroit would be a distinct improvement.
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