Sunday, January 29, 2012

Defeat the Future!

From yesterday's post asking where we'll get the money for these bailout funds comes this gem by HVTs:
You are so last century! Money rains down from "the future." You sell a bond, print some currency and let future generations sort out the details. Get with the program, man! Worry about your carbon footprint, not where money comes from.
Hilarious! That opens up a whole new series of posts - Defeat the Future!

In the future, people may have superior technologies like laser guns and time travel. If we allow them to achieve these, they might come back in time and conquer us! Our only hope for survival is to defeat the future before it happens. Luckily, we've got a leader who understands this.

You can't develop time travel with no money, sucker!


Doo Doo Econ said...

Too late, google 1561: timeline has already been altered by you clicking this link.

K T Cat said...

Good Lord! Our only hope is to defeat them harder. We simply must engage in more government stimuli!