You are so last century! Money rains down from "the future." You sell a bond, print some currency and let future generations sort out the details. Get with the program, man! Worry about your carbon footprint, not where money comes from.Hilarious! That opens up a whole new series of posts - Defeat the Future!
In the future, people may have superior technologies like laser guns and time travel. If we allow them to achieve these, they might come back in time and conquer us! Our only hope for survival is to defeat the future before it happens. Luckily, we've got a leader who understands this.
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Too late, google 1561: http://www.google.com/search?q=1561+nuremberg&tbm=isch&pbx=1&aq=0&oq=1561&aqi=g5-k4d0t0&fkt=1330&fsdt=6155&cqt=&rst=&htf=&his=&maction=&site=images&gl=us&source=mog&csll=&action=<oken=10ac22fc&biw=480&bih=295&sei=zsglT4P8EcmSiQKM77iACA#p=0 timeline has already been altered by you clicking this link.
Good Lord! Our only hope is to defeat them harder. We simply must engage in more government stimuli!
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