John McCain can't send emails because he lost the fine motor skills required to operate a keyboard easily while spending 5 1/2 years in a North Vietnamese prison camp being tortured for his country.
John Hinderacker has the best headline on this one yet, Obama Gets Tough, Shoots Self In Head. The comments on this post over at the Ace of Spades blog are hilarious. Here are two of my favorites:
I think they spent months trying to figure out how they can position Obama as better qualified than McCain, and basically came up with the fact that Obama can type.and
This is a first. With this ad, Obama has gotten inside his OWN decision cycle!The whole notion of "Now I'm going to get tough with John McCain" is pretty ludicrous considering the dude spent 2 of those years in solitary confinement in a total hellhole and all of those years getting the stuffing beaten out of him on a regular basis. Just what on Earth does Mr. Arugula think he can do to top that?
Joe Biden is probably wondering how he can gracefully get off the ticket and save his own skin.