Sunday, November 30, 2008

If They Could Marry, Would it Have Been Different?

Japan's Kushiro Zoo has discovered that two female polar bears can't produce offspring.
The municipal zoo in the city of Kushiro in Hokkaido brought in a polar bear cub three years ago. They named it Tsuyoshi, after the popular baseball outfielder Tsuyoshi Shinjo, and waited until it reached reproductive age.

In June, the zoo introduced Tsuyoshi to its resident bear, an 11-year-old female named Kurumi, and waited for sparks to fly.

But much to the disappointment of zookeepers, Tsuyoshi never made any amorous advances toward Kurumi.

Earlier this month, zookeepers put Tsuyoshi under anesthesia to get to the bottom of the matter. That's when they made their discovery: Tsuyoshi is a female.
I think we should try marrying them to each other to see if that solves the problem.

H/T: Mish's Global Economic Trend Analysis.

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