It's a bit before 6 AM and I'm outside of our condo on Maui, drinking coffee and perusing the Interweb Tubes. There's a gecko running actoss the wall in front of me in a pose perfect for photography save for one thing. There's so little light that I'd need to use the flash. I've been trying to get a picture of one of them for much of the vacation, but they've all managed to scamper away before I could snap off a shot. Now here he is, splayed out on the wall, against a high-contrast backdrop.
Rather than blind the little guy with a monstrous flash of light, he shall remain The Unphotgraphed Gecko, Creature of Mystery*.
* - Cue the slightly disturbing organ music here.