Obesogens

... they make you fat. They're inescapable and are no doubt part of the plutocratic, white patriarchy's attempt to enslave the world.

I wish there had been an obesity-based Kinsey so they could write a book exposing the whole sorry truth behind this photo. Oh sure, these kids look healthy, but I'm certain they were secretly fat. It probably showed up off camera while half of them were sodomizing the dog. Explanation here.