So on Noah's Ark, when the cats got hungry in the early morning, did they go up and scratch on the door to Noah's stateroom? If the door was open, did they come in and pluck at the carpet until he fed them? Or maybe did they jump on the bed and stick their noses in his face?
How about the aardvarks and armadillos? Did they do that, too?
Clearly the cat just ate one of the birds on board. If he'd bothered Noah sleep, he might have been tossed overboard.
I think aardvarks tend to stick their tongue in your ear looking for ants.
Speaking of which, can you imagine what Noah's ant* farm would have been like? He'd need one big enough to feed the aardvarks, armadillos, and anteaters for forty days!**
* or termite
** Or 150 days, or 7 months, or 10 months. There's some confusion on this point.
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