We Need a Second Stimulus Package!

... that way we could buy the Chinese something really nice and maybe then they'd stop being angry with us.

June 26 (Bloomberg) -- China’s central bank renewed its call for a new global currency and said the International Monetary Fund should manage more of members’ foreign-exchange reserves, triggering a decline in the U.S. dollar.

Let's borrow some more money from the Chinese and get the a really, really nice present.