Thursday, August 31, 2006

Thursday 13, Not Edition

Since Thursday 13s are all about learning about each other, I figured I should be honest. I slept in. I admit it. I blog in the mornings and this morning I'm short of time. I still want to do a Thursday 13, so I'm going to do one that's been brewing in my head for a while, about 15 minutes actually, and see if I can do it as a free writing exercise.

Type, magic fingers, type!

Each week, many Thursday 13 bloggers post about 13 things from a theme. 13 things I love about my kids, 13 places I want to go, 13 books I'd like to read and so forth. Today I will post 13 themes that you will not see at The Scratching Post. Ever.

1. My 13 favorite punctuation marks.

2. 13 reasons why I like to cliff dive.

3. 13 embarassing things I've said to transvestites in the morning.

4. 13 things I've said to transvestites at any time of the day.

5. 13 ways to cook haggis.

6. My 13 favorite numbers from 1 to 10 with no repeats. (That would take a long time to write.)

7. My 13 favorite Chipmunks songs.

8. My 13 favorite shades of pink.

9. 13 ways to knit your daughter's beanie babies into a full-length coat in the manner of Cruella deVille.

10. 13 reasons Chihuahuas are better than cats.

11. 13 reasons any dog is better than cats.

12. 13 ways to protect yourself from enraged dog lovers who religiously maintain that dogs are, in fact, better than cats.

and finally, this one.

13. 13 reasons why I should use an alarm clock.


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The Schooligan said...

Too bad, because those are really hot issues nowadays. Oh, well, a girl can dream...

Deb @ Sugarfused said...

Love you list...had me laughing :))

Enjoy your Thursday...mine's up, too!

Anonymous said...

Too funny!
Thanks for stopping by mine.

Amanda said...

LOL! great list!

Anonymous said...

I was a bit worried about the list that said why dogs were better than cats and then I realized it was a list that WOULDN'T happen...

Anonymous said...

LOL, great list. I'm thankful you're never going to do one on haggis, and my Tigger will be grateful that you have no intentions to do #11 either.

Heather Smith said...

Very funny 13!

Kimmy said...

Ha! Pretty good magic fingers!
9. 13 ways to knit your daughter's beanie babies into a full-length coat in the manner of Cruella deVille.
That would be a site to see! :)

Happy T13! My list's up!

Sadie said...

Thanks for visiting my TT! I will indeed check out the Carnival of Cats!

Anonymous said...

so are we not going to read "13 ways to mop your floor with a Maltese"?

K T Cat said...


That's a great one. I might do that after all.

Anonymous said...

I'd lend you my uncle's dog Bogey if you want to practice :)

Anonymous said...

Thanks for visiting my T13! I agree, you'll never hear me say dogs are better than cats ... kitties get all my love! Have a great day :)

Anonymous said...

As a dog owner I should be offended at the assertion that dogs are somehow inferior to cats, except that as a dog owner I am keenly aware of WHY dogs are inferior to cats. Great TT! Sleep late every Thursday. Seems to work well for you :-)

Anonymous said...

I could have never came up with that in 15 mins!

Happy TT

Denise B said...

Fun list! I hate my alarm clock!

Anonymous said...

Ha! Very cute. But I'm kind of disappointed, because I've been looking for a new haggis recipe.

Sue Bee said...

Thanks for visiting my T13.
Very funny list!

Zeus said...

I laughed out loud with this one! Not just once, but several times, mind you! Terrific list, KT! Thanks for visiting mine as well.

On a side note, how does one get a pompous and stuffy title in your Theocracy? I was curious as I was wondering if you're taking applications. ;)

Just Nancy said...

Great list! I always have trouble figuring how what to do on TT, but you came up with a good one! Thanks.

Thanks, too, for visiting mine!