Wednesday, June 14, 2006

Gojira!

The Alliance has brought to our attention a slight editing problem in a Greenpeace letter. Like them, we long to help Greenpeace. With this in mind, we offer the following assistance.

Recently Greenpeace wanted to say something nasty on the occasion of President Bush's visit to Pennsylvania promoting his nuclear energy policy.

Unfortunately, they sent out an early draft of the press release instead of the final document, and it contained the following:

"In the twenty years since the Chernobyl tragedy, the world's worst nuclear accident, there have been nearly [FILL IN ALARMIST AND ARMAGEDDONIST FACTOID HERE]"
Asked to complete the sentence, all we can say is

GOJIRA!


"In the twenty years since the Chernobyl tragedy, the world's worst nuclear accident, there have been nearly 20 10 5 2 1 a whole bunch of attacks by giant, mutant monsters!"

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1 comment:

Jeana said...

This will not actually have effect, I think so.