Working through my ignorance with your help.
Indeed, there is no question.
I've been contacted by the ACLU. They want me to investigate you for violating the moth's civil rights. Apparently, he has the right to invade your house, eat holes in your clothing, and generally make a pest of himself.And his family is suing you for "wrongful death".I tried to explain to them that as Knight Protector of the Theocracy, I should have been the one to, ahem, remove the moth.But, on the other hand, can anyone now doubt the power of our Maximum Leader? Hearken ye all and pay heed to this! Such is the fate of all who oppose the Feline Theocracy!(okay, maybe this is a poor attempt at humor but it's the best I've got today)
Princess - Thanks for the comment!Lawman - I'm laughing out loud! I love it!
I need some ant protection, fearless cat. Any ideas?
Heh. Jolee ripped the head off a roach earlier this week. Cats are so smart.
Your cat is stunning.
Heck of a job, Maximum Leader![I'd feel so much safer if DHS would also consult with Maximum Leader on threats from weapons of mouse destruction.]
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