We're about to engage in massive Lean Six Sigma training where I work. I've written before about how this is a total waste of time for us. Something like 30% of our workforce will have to go experience this foolishness. In light of that, I've come up with the following slogan.
It's better to have your employees wonder if you're a complete idiot than it is to send them to Lean Six Sigma training and remove all doubt.
Feel free to cut and paste.
Update: Hal, over at Reforming Project Management, very kindly linked to this post and more importantly, claims he reads the 'Post on a semi-regular basis. (Did I mention our frequent reader program? At a cost of only three cans of tuna a day, you can have the 'Post delivered right to your web browser!)