In the comments were plenty of curmudgeons grumbling about how these young layabouts needed to accept the grind of work and learn to take orders. Some were pretty clever, but I'll leave them where they were and you can click over and check them out if you'd like.
What occurred to me was this: lost amidst the blue-sky noodling was the thought that someone, somewhere was going to have to raise the pigs if anyone wanted to eat pork. Raising pigs doesn't fit any of the requirements listed in the article, save one. It has a larger purpose.