Thursday, August 30, 2007

This Calls for a new Round of Cartoons!

The Danes, our valliant allies whose primary weapons are artist's pens, have recently subdued a set of Somali pirates with a large bore fusillade of greenbacks.
Somali pirates released the crew of a hijacked Danish cargo ship after receiving a ransom payment, Denmark's government said Wednesday.

The pirates, who seized the Danica White in June, turned it over on Wednesday to a French warship,
How humiliating. They had to rely on a French warship. I don't think it gets any lower than that.
"It has been a terrible experience for the hostages, (who) have been held for more than 80 days not knowing what was going on," said Lars Thuesen, head of the Danish Foreign Ministry's consular department.
Well, Lars old buddy, allow me to explain what was going on. You don't scare the Somalis. A non-nation state of illiterate savages squatting amidst the ruins of a filth-strewn trash heap of a country managed to take out one of your freighters and hold it hostage while you located your checkbook underneath your piles of government-issued hypodermic needles and mounds of Danish p0rn. That's pretty much what's been going on, you skillet-licking, pantywaist wiener.
Thuesen said a ransom had been paid, but declined to give details. "Regrettably, it was necessary," he said.
It was necessary because everyone with cajones has left Denmark.

This is NOT a modern Dane.

Maybe you could retaliate with a new set of cartoons until you feel brave enough to pee on the Koran again.
At the end of September, a Danish standup comedian said in an interview with Jyllands-Posten that he had no problem urinating on the Bible in front of a camera, but he dared not do the same thing with the Koran.
Thanks, guys. Thanks a lot. It's great to be your allies.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

KT, Was this the same French Warship that was in the area when the Danica was hijacked? I read that it waited before it replied to the hijack call until the Danica was in Somalia waters before giving chase.