Friday, August 17, 2007

I'm not Ready for the Party!

I just left a link to the 'Post in a comment over at IMAO and now people are actually coming over here to see what I blog about and there's nothing funny at the top at all. I feel such stress! It's like I invited people over for a party and I'm still running around in my bathrobe and the food hasn't been cooked yet.

Quick, think of something funny to write...argh! I can't! The pressure is too much! It's hopeless! All I can do is wander off and play Star Wars: Battlefront on the XBox for a while. And then go out to lunch. And then do some paperwork and putter around the house. Or maybe go to the beach. Yep, that's the ticket.

Procrastination and false advertising: the keys to better blogging.

Oh, what the heck, I'll throw in a video of our Maximum Leader inhaling catnip fumes from a paper bag like some kind of feline crack addict. If it's good enough for Laurence Simon's Carnival of the Cats, it's good enough for the rest of you.

By the way, if any of you do happen to wander about the blog, feel free to review it in the comments here. Flame away if you must. My ego can take it.


Anonymous said...

No food, no beer, more friggin' cat blogging...

I'm outta here.

j/k, K T. I'll be back to watch the cat vids later.

Kelly the little black dog said...

Nothing better than a cat, a bag and some cat nip! Love the tail and rear feet action.

Rose said...

Love the Maximum Leader, though my favorite was her aerobic instruction.

This one reminds me of the time I brought home some catnip plants (six packs, you know, the little ones) from the nursery, didn't get around to planting them, left them on the walkway overnight... next day I went out to discover the remains of the plants, flat as a pancake, with many different colors of kitty fur embedded. Still makes me laugh. Maybe I'll try it again.