I just left a link to the 'Post in a comment over at IMAO and now people are actually coming over here to see what I blog about and there's nothing funny at the top at all. I feel such stress! It's like I invited people over for a party and I'm still running around in my bathrobe and the food hasn't been cooked yet.
Quick, think of something funny to write...argh! I can't! The pressure is too much! It's hopeless! All I can do is wander off and play Star Wars: Battlefront on the XBox for a while. And then go out to lunch. And then do some paperwork and putter around the house. Or maybe go to the beach. Yep, that's the ticket.
Procrastination and false advertising: the keys to better blogging.
Oh, what the heck, I'll throw in a video of our Maximum Leader inhaling catnip fumes from a paper bag like some kind of feline crack addict. If it's good enough for Laurence Simon's Carnival of the Cats, it's good enough for the rest of you.
By the way, if any of you do happen to wander about the blog, feel free to review it in the comments here. Flame away if you must. My ego can take it.