HealthSouth agreed to sell its surgery unit to private investment group TPG for $945 million.Can't you just see the board meetings where they review sample patient data?
Investment Banker: It says here this fellow's right kidney was swollen.
Surgeon: Yes, that's why we removed it.
Investment Banker: You removed it? Why did you do that? It had grown 25%! That's the kind of investment we're looking for, you dolt!