Stories of life behind enemy lines.
Old joke that you've probably heard, but it fits the picture so well:A salesman in the country pulls up in front of a farmhouse just as his car dies.He gets out and opens the hood to see anything obvious is wrong, when he hears a voice say over his shoulder, “It’s the carburetor”. Looking around, all he sees is an old horse watching him over the fence.He thinks he must be imagining things, so he looks back under the hood again, and the voice says again, “I’m telling you, it’s got to be the carburetor”. This time he looks around faster, and sees that it was the horse talking!He runs to the farmhouse, and pounds on the door and yells. The farmer comes to the door, and the salesman says excitedly, “Oh my God, the horse is talking to me! He says my car won't run because there's something wrong with the carburetor!”The farmer looks at him for a second, and then says, "Don’t listen to him, he doesn’t know a thing about cars!"
LOL! I've never heard that one.
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