Tuesday, March 13, 2012

Cha-Ching! Sandra Fluke Cashing In

And here we go! Sandra Fluke, the slatternly, 30-year-old Georgetown law student who wants everyone to pay for her sex life, has been given a chance to write a turgid, cliche-filled essay for CNN. I await her speaking tour.
Because we spoke so loudly, opponents of reproductive health access demonized and smeared me and others on the public airwaves. These smears are obvious attempts to distract from meaningful policy discussions and to silence women's voices regarding their own health care.
Good for you, Sandra! Stand up for the sisters! Don't let the Man push you down any more!

Meanwhile, rap star Chris Brown has something to say to Sandra Fluke and her peers. Take your clothes off for money.

It's #3 on the Rap charts right now and, unlike Rush, not at all misogynistic.

My daughter and her high school friends are orders of magnitude more likely to hear Chris Brown (over and over and over) than listen to Rush Limbaugh, but then my daughter isn't a law student at Georgetown, so what does she matter?

Over in East Cleveland, #4 on the single parent hit parade, we have this fact: 35 percent live in poverty, the highest rate in Northeast Ohio. Meanwhile, Sandra pays more in tuition at Georgetown than the slobs of East Cleveland earn in a year. So we should pay for the sex lives of spoiled, middle-aged, fatcat college punks while girls in East Cleveland with equally active sex lives, egged on by the Chris Browns and Sandra Flukes of the world, give birth to real, live babies sans husbands, despite plentiful access to contraceptives and abortion.

Oh fie on that! Who cares about the young ladies marinating in societal filth? Who cares about the baby mamas living in hellholes? Get your groove on, Sandra! You go, girl! Write those articles and appear on the talk shows. Just like Chris Brown said, "I'm about to make your pockets fatter."

1 comment:

vicomtesse said...

Go, Cat, go!