Thursday, April 29, 2021

In Tragedy There Is Opportunity

The Catican Compound recently experienced a profound tragedy. We're still in shock, trying to make sense of it.

Our overflow reservoir of bacon grease ran dry.

The most optimistic of us see this as an opportunity. It's a chance to grow as we pull ourselves out of despair and sorrow.

We will overcome our difficulties by making more bacon until we have two full containers of delicious grease.

I hope that our story of courage and determination will inspire some young person out there to make an effort to rise above whatever troubles them today.


tim eisele said...

Yes. This is clearly a sign that you have been failing to eat sufficient bacon. I am sure the dogs agree, and would like some very much, please.

ligneus said...

I've been looking for bacon ice cream for ages, I'm sure it must exist somewhere.

ligneus said...

Also I would imagine that deep fried in batter bacon is a thing.

ligneus said...

There is of course deep fried in batter ice cream. I must try that one day, apparently the batter insulates the ice cream from the heat long enough to cook without melting the ice cream. Sheer genius.

Ohioan@Heart said...

Yuummmm... Bacon!

Bacon, Lettuce, & Tomato on Toasted Rye, with Mayo & Peanut Butter. The food of the Gods!

K T Cat said...

I love fried foods, but ligneus is taking this to a whole new level.

Ohioan - peanut butter on a BLT? Madness!

Ohioan@Heart said...

KT - Do not forget the 11th Commandment:

Thou shalt not knock it, if thou hast not tried it.

Seriously, sounds goofy. Tastes great. I know of no one who as tried it that does always eat their BLT’s that way.