Thursday, December 19, 2019

Impeachment Is A Tax On The Stupid

So San Fran Nan and her crew of loons impeached President Trump because he was a clear and present danger to the nation. There was great rejoicing from across the progressive land!

Now we come to find out that the crisis is so immediate and the Orange Man is so clearly present, that we may have to wait a while before the impeachment paperwork is sent on to the Senate for a trial.

I don't know about you, but this looks like a good time to send out the fundraising emails to all the zealots.
Dear Zana, Even though we impeached the Orange Man, who is very bad, now is not the time to let up. We face a tough road ahead in the Senate where we won't be able to make up the rules to suit ourselves. Can we count on you to support our efforts? For a mere $150, you can make sure the voice of the people is heard by the people who need to hear people voices!
It's also a good time to continue recruiting airheads to march in the streets and volunteer on phone banks to annoy everyone in sight.

Yay! Winning!

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