While we are impressed with his deductive reasoning, we would urge him to consult the Republican Conspiracy Manual, Volume 18, pages 14-218 to 14-220. There he will find the true meaning of these incidents. To save him the time, we have done the interpretation for him.
By using your Karl Rove decoder ring and cross-referencing it with the mold patterns on your bathroom wall tile grout, you will achieve the proper interpretation.
Hint: It involves robot rabbits stealing the upcoming election.