Avast there, mateys! I nearly forgot. Today 'tis Talk Like a Pirate Day!
Since I be going to jury duty today, ye can be sure I'll have the scallawags swingin' from the yardarm by two bells. Arrrr!
When it comes to pirates, there be but one that be my captain. That man be Errol Flynn! We've weighed anchor and set sail for the Spanish Main with Captain Blood himself at the helm. And now on to plunder and pillage! Arrr!
Fairly warned be ye, says I!