All Hail, Maximum Leader! All hail Knight-Protector!
Wednesday, September 13, 2006
Attack from Space!
This morning I uncovered evidence of an attack from space that was thwarted by our Maximum Leader and, most likely, our Knight-Protector and Defender of Yarn Balls.
Our Maximum Leader has dispatched an attacker and left it on her scratching post base.
Who is it?
An invader from a long time ago in a galaxy far, far away!
All Hail, Maximum Leader! All hail Knight-Protector!
All Hail, Maximum Leader! All hail Knight-Protector!
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I don't know, but that vertical object behind the invader looks a lot like some sort of weapon of mass destruction. We have final evidence that the Maximum Leader is preparing to threaten the world and bring on the Feline Theocracy!
If I were you, Kelly the Little Black Dog, I'd be buying some heavy duty gloves and a miner's hat. That tuna won't extract itself, if you know what I mean.
:-)
We are the Theocracy. Resistance is futile. You will be assimilated.
Or you can mine tuna for all eternity. Your choice...... ;-)
Did you interrogate the intruder? Was he still alive when you came upon him? Did you receive any requests from strange government coalitions for his body to be returned?
I wonder if the secret location of the Theocracy has been compromised....
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