Italian Girls

 ... are different from San Diego girls in the following ways, at least here in Tuscany.

• No tats
• Not overweight
• No strange hair colors
• Feminine hair styles
• Much higher percentage of dresses and skirts instead of jeans or sweats
• No egregious piercings

They still have that haughty, European air about them, but that makes sense since we're in Europe and all.

Having said that, the coeds at Ole Miss blow them all out of the water.

Anyway, Italian girls make me think of this excellent Rod Stewart song. Enjoy.