A Momentous Day of Joy in the Feline Theocracy

Greetings to all existing Feline Theocraticians, penitents, novitiates and wanderers of the blogosphere thirsting for the truth! You are all warmly welcomed to the headquarters of the Feline Theocracy to join us in a momentous occasion. Today we announce new members of the Theocracy and proudly display a new honor bestowed upon us.

Our Maximum Leader in full Theocratic regalia.
First, in gratitude for loyal service to the Theocracy, we would like to grant new titles to the following bloggers.

Wollf of Howling at the Moon is granted the title, Pater of Prowling. He will doubtlessly be prowling very soon, so we're hoping this title gives him confidence in his pursuits.

For her tireless pursuit of polticial corruption, Rose of WatchPaul is named our Grand Inquisitor.

The team blog, Beers with Demo, ably maintained by Dean and B-Daddy, is hereby named the Feline Theocracy's Monastery of Miscellaneous Musings. No vows of poverty or celibacy are required, but an occasional tribute of tuna to our Maximum Leader wouldn't hurt.

Christine of The World IMHO has offered to link to our World of Good posts and is therefore warmly welcomed into the WOG Squad with the title of "Holy Scholar".

Lastly, we are pleased and humbled to unveil our most recent award, granted to us by Wollf. Posted proudly on our left hand sidebar, it is Wollf's Good Conduct Medal for Knowing When to Keep Quiet which was granted to us with the following inscription:

I hereby using absolutely none of any powers vested in anyone, 'cepting being a former Marine, do hereby bestow upon K T Cat a Genuine, Replica of the USMC Good Conduct Medal for Keeping his Lip Zipped and Refraining from Cursing Profusely at Left Wing Snarky Moonbats, and for Heroically Defending Jacob the Syrian Hamster from All Foes, Furry or Domestic.

Wollf, we are deeply honored.

Each member of the Feline Theocracy is given permission to post this handsome graphic on their blogs, designed by the Official Artist of the Theocracy, Justin.

Long live the Theocracy! Tuna and sunbeams for all!