Friday, April 13, 2007

Only Two Things Will Survive Nuclear War

...cockroaches and Keith Richards.

"Dissipated" doesn't quite cover it. Maybe "embalmed" fits him better. Although embalmed connotes tranquility and doesn't cover all the twitches, tics and minor spasms.

Perhaps he needs a new term coined just for him.

3 comments:

Kelly the little black dog said...

He looks like hell, doesn't he. It is because he's been pickled! There's an old joke about Richard's doctor saying that they'd found blood in his alcohol stream.

Scribbit said...

Yup, he's past old and into the decomposition stage.

Anonymous said...

Personally i'd say there were two more, Chuck Norris and Mel Gibson (unfortunately), this has actually been proven, as seen on the documentary of Mad Max