If the Christian base of the GOP gets its way, "All government employees - federal, state and local - would be required to participate in weekly Bible classes in the workplace, as well as compulsory daily prayer sessions." We would all have to carry religious identity cards that "would provide Christocrats with preferential treatment in many areas of life, including home ownership, student loans, employment and education."The fools! They will know not when the hour draws nigh. They have put their faith in worthless things such as politics, money and pet lizards. None of that shall save them. I say unto you, great shall be the wailing and gnashing of teeth as they toil night and day in the tuna mines!
If you are to be saved, you must link to this blog, tithe us 10% of your blog traffic and study with pure heart and focused mind the tomes of Catymology. Indeed, when the End Time comes, anyone unable to produce the Justin's symbol of loyalty on their person or home shall suffer our wrath.
3 comments:
K.T.,
I'm not sure I get where you're going with this post, but I was wondering if you could tell me where to find one of those tuna mines?
To be honest, I don't seem to live near them. Of course, I hate going for car rides, so I can't admit to having seen much of the surrounding countryside. I suspect their location is a well-kept secret by Starkist.
Not everyone who calls themselves a christian is a christian just like traveling through mexico city not everyone who calls themselves Jesus is THE Jesus.
2 Peter 2 WEB
1 But false prophets also arose among the people, as false teachers will also be among you, who will secretly bring in destructive heresies, denying even the Master who bought them, bringing on themselves swift destruction.
2 Many will follow their immoral ways, and as a result, the way of the truth will be brought into disrepute.
So called christianity is truly sickening. The real thing is great.
I think I found a tuna mine!
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