As far as I can tell, I've now go the Wuhan Flu. I check off a couple of the boxes for symptoms, but not all of them. My symptoms are:
- Hair loss,
- Frequent experimental cooking failures,
- Inability to ferment tobacco and
- Inclination to rant on topics I don't understand.
Wait, that's a different list. How about this one?
- Sore throat and
It could also be a variant of the Short-Timer Disease or perhaps Monday Morning Flu since tomorrow is my last day at work for a while. It might also just be a cold. In any case, I'm hoping it's the WuFlu. It would be great to get the natural immunity thing going.
I'll have that going for me when I drop dead in a few days. Omnicorn is like that.
My best course of action would be to force fluids* and watch Charles Laughton movies. Sadly, that's not going to happen as I still have a few things to finish before I turn into a pumpkin on Friday afternoon. Oh well.
|I have big plans for my time off. BIG plans**.|
* - The science is settled - beer is a fluid.
** - Plans may be much, much smaller than they appear.