Tuesday, November 27, 2018

Would Twitter Ban The Pope?

Unless Pope Francis has made some changes in the last few days, I think we Catholics are still using the Bible for some stuff. I know it's mostly minor as we strive to combat Global Warming Climate Change and plastics in the ocean, but I'm pretty sure we reference the thing once in a while.

Meanwhile, on Twitter, anyone who denies that men can become women, women can become men and either can become gender-fluid muskrats is being shut down, banned or deleted. What would happen if the Pope got a wild hair and decided to dust off his Bible and tweet something about Genesis 1:27?
God created mankind in his image; in the image of God he created them; male and female he created them.
Or maybe he could down a few shooters and get really crazy, quoting Genesis 5:1-2.
This is the record of the descendants of Adam. When God created human beings, he made them in the likeness of God; he created them male and female. When they were created, he blessed them and named them humankind.
Would Twitter ban the Pope?

Not to worry. I doubt we'll ever find out. He's busy with the super-important stuff like open borders for everyone. He doesn't have the time to deal with minor things like the obliteration of the family which is the foundation of all civilization.

I'm not saying Twitter-banning the dude would be altogether bad, either.


Ilíon said...

Most of this alleged emergency makes its way to the oceans via the major rivers in China, India, Africa and South America.

Why does this Pope hate "small brown people" so much?

Ilíon said...

I are so sorry; that should of beed:

Most of this here alleged emergency make it's way to the ocean's via the major river's in China, India, Africa and South America.

Why do that Pope hates "small brown people" so much?