Now That The Brits Have Backed Out Of The Syria Thing

... Obama should rethink this whole bomb-them-gently idea. Instead, I recommend he show how he's working for peaceful change in the region and have his Silicon Valley cronies fund the opening of a satellite campus of UC Berkeley in Lebanon where Syrian refugees are given free tuition to take gay, lesbian and transgender studies classes while receiving abortions and birth control at taxpayer expense.

Hey, at least it would be consistent with what he's been saying all his life.