Thursday, June 01, 2023

What Has Been Seen

 ... cannot be unseen.

Dig this.

Phenomenal*.

Can you imagine that guy shoving his fat, sweaty butt into some Spanx and then blowing out the seams on a size 22 quinceañera dress before he waves his wangly dangly at some 5-year-olds? Horrible.

Nothing says, "You can put your money in our bank with complete confidence" quite like having a fat pervert on your staff that gets premium footage in your marketing materials.

* - That needs to be said in a Jim Rome voice.

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