Saturday, August 15, 2020

Think Of It As A Starbucks For Ants

You know the Starbucks downtown? No, not the one on Ash and 3rd. No, not the one on Beech and 4th. No, not the one in the mall, the one across from the mall a block away from the one on 6th and Date. That one.


The ants took to the bait stakes I put in two days ago, so much so that I installed another right next to the busiest one. Kind of like having a Starbucks across the street from a Starbucks. Well, the ants are going to town on that one, too.

Maybe we should call it a late latte. Because soon, these will all be late ants.

I bought the PVC pipe for the ladybug aviary today and ordered the shade cloth as well. Soon, the aphids will have no protective escorts and the ladybugs will be able to feast in a private room made just for them.

Muuuuuhahahahahaha!

It's good to be an evil genius.

Err, wait. If it's good to be an evil genius, am I still evil or am I good? I mean, it's not evil to be a good genius, but it probably can't be good to be an evil one. So maybe I'm not evil. Maybe I'm just morally unpredictable. Yes, that's it. Let's try this again.

Muuuuuhahahahahaha!

It's good to be a morally unpredictable genius.

There. That's better.

1 comment:

IlĂ­on said...

'Evil' is not exactly equal to 'wicked'