Obama Flips Gen-Y the Bird

From his throne in the mythical Office of the President Elect, surrounded by Greek columns and royal trumpeters, Barack Obama has released some of the details of his economic plan. Here's all you need to know. In exchange for about a trillion dollars of borrowed money, we will be buying this:


Even if you agree with his assumptions, and they seem preposterously naive to me, we will get a 1% drop in unemployment for 2 years. In exchange for that, we will saddle future generations with another trillion dollars of debt.

Good luck collecting on that debt from the Boomers. They're already heading out the door with sacks filled with stolen money, money stolen from Gen-X and Gen-Y.

This thing doesn't even look good on the advertising brochure. It's the ultimate gesture of our time - borrowing a mountain of cash and forcing our children to pay for a short-term benefit for us. Lucky for us, we've wrecked the public education system so Gen-Y is probably too ignorant to understand this well enough to get mad.

Have fun, kids!