Jan. 13 (Bloomberg) -- Federal Reserve Chairman Ben S. Bernanke warned that a fiscal stimulus won’t be enough to spur an economic recovery and that the government may need to buy or guarantee banks’ tainted assets to revive growth.We're all investment bankers now. After all, we're buying their businesses from them. Personally, I'm heading down to Nordstroms to get fitted for my pinstripe suit.
Tuesday, January 13, 2009
Booze may not be Enough, Bernanke Recommends Heroin, Cocaine
The best thing for a massive hangover is more intoxicants.
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"Booze may not be enough, Bernanke recommends heroin, cocaine."
Administered, no doubt, as part of a massive multibillion dollar public health initiative overseen by Dr. McDreamy--oops, I mean Surgeon General Designate Sanjay Gupta.
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