WASHINGTON -- U.S. Federal Reserve Chairman Ben Bernanke on Thursday urged the government to consider sweeping steps to prevent foreclosures, including buying risky mortgages and refinancing them under more favorable terms to homeowners.
Thursday, December 04, 2008
Last Week I Bought Some Grapes That I Didn't Eat And They Went Bad
... can I get the Federal government to buy them off of me?
My grapes don't look like this any more. I want new ones.
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KT,
At least you know who owns your grapes. Not so with mortgages. See my post.
Screw the grapes. I want a winery.
Can I get a bridge loan and a no down payment, no interest, renegotiable principal mortgage?
Like a friend once told me: "Never wish for a Coke. Wish for the Coca-Cola company. What if it came true?"
Apostate, we will be happy to give you the loan. You will not need to pay it back.
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