So yesterday I was in my bedroom, sifting through yet more of my things and piling up stuff for donation when I suffered a debilitating cat attack. Oh sure, things seemed peaceful enough in my room when I went in to work. There was no sign of our Maximum Leader anywhere and I had assumed she was peacefully snoozing away somewhere.
The peace was soon broken by sharp cries of pain from me.
Ow! Something just clawed my bare feet! What could it be?
Good Lord! It's worse than we'd feared! It's a Cat Attack!