Aliens are Farming in New Mexico

On last week's flights, going both directions, I saw something very unusual in the eastern New Mexico desert. Dig this.


There was no indication of irrigation or normal plant growth. Just mile after mile of dirt roads leading to rectangular plots scraped into the dirt in a place where humans would not typically be found. I scoured Google Earth for this image, but could not find it. What was it?

The answer is simple. The aliens have been released from Roswell and are now farming in the eastern New Mexico desert. Who knows what hideous, mutant creatures are even now breeding out there, awaiting their devious masters' commands to take over the planet. Google, having shown its willingness to knuckle under to dictatorships like the Chinese, has sold out the human race and removed all traces of this from Google Earth in exchange for exclusive search engine rights in the aliens' New World Order.

Once the aliens' Thraals have been harvested, ships like this will take them from New Mexico back to their home planet.
As any good reader of the Wall Street Journal knows, such an economic venture can lead to only one thing. Further colonization. Once the aliens see a positive cash flow from their farming, it won't be long before others arrive and open up more farms, John Deere outlets, farmers' markets, Waffle Houses and Wal Marts.

We're doomed.