Iran is foolishly trying to join the club. They want radioactive materials. We all know what comes with that, don’t we? Radiation, that’s what. And what comes with radiation?
You got it. GIANT, MUTANT BEASTS!
We’ve got to warn them to stop before it’s too late and Tehran is reduced to rubble and all of the inhabitants run screaming towards the cameras with their lips forming many more syllables than are coming out of their mouths.
Bullets won’t stop them. The army can’t stop them. We know this from countless Roger Corman documentaries. They’ve got to be told.
Once they understand the terrible things they are getting into, they’ll quit.
There are things Man was not supposed to know.
Explanation here.
Justin has his take on it, too.
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