Friday, October 03, 2008

A Unified Field Theory of Joe Biden

So last night, Joe Biden debated Sarah Palin and let loose some whoppers. Whether it was his assertion that the US and France had kicked Hezbollah out of Lebanon or his complete misunderstanding of the Constitution and where the job of the VP is detailed, it was classic Joe Biden. It was on a par with his claim that FDR had come on TV in 1929 and explained the stock market crash to the nation.

How does he get away with it? Here's my theory.

Joe Biden sets up an irreconcilable dichotomy in your brain. On the one hand, he's been a senator for 36 years and is the chairman of the Foreign Relations Committee. On the other hand, he talks like Cliff the Mailman from Cheers, making one preposterous statement after another. When he says something paralyzingly stupid, your brain cannot reconcile the idiocy of the comment with his tenure in the Senate. You automatically doubt your grasp of the facts because you cannot believe there's any way such a nincompoop could have achieved the success he has. Reporters interviewing him wonder if they should press him on the issue, but decide against it because there's no way he could be that ignorant given his past. Afraid of making themselves look foolish by asking a stupid question, they stay silent and let the conversation move on.

Well, either that or the MSM is totally in the bag for the Democrats.

Hmm. Did he really just say that wombats ruled the world?

Update: A Monk of Miscellaneous Musings posts this marvellous assessment from the press of Cliff the Mailman's perceptive wisdom:

Biden's command of the issues was simply of a higher order. Palin didn't have a single moment as impressive as Biden's short discourse on the vagaries of recent U.S. policies regarding Israel, Hamas and Hezbollah.
Outstanding! He gets kudos from the MSM for making stuff up.

Wombats. They rule the world.

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Biden Won the VP Debate, Part 2

From Jonah Goldberg over at The Corner:
Biden showed himself to an exceptionally facile liar. He makes stuff up with great passion, conviction and seeming command of the substance. So it just bugs me when people say he's better on the substance. I could be a great physicist if I'm not held to a requirement to be factually correct;

"Well, Gwen, that's an interesting question. As we all know the hamster spinning at the earth's core runs in a counter-clockwise direction. Let me repeat that so everyone understands. That hamster does not run in a clockwise direction, that would be madness. It's counter clockwise. That's why our lakes and rivers don't simply turn into a fine mist, and why our atmosphere doesn't simply spontaneously combust. This is something that my dear friend John McCain just doesn't understand. And it saddens me."
Had Biden said this, there'd have been no follow-up question from Gwen "It's payday for me if Obama wins" Ifill, of course.

Joe Biden Won the VP Debate

... because once more, he found that there are no boundaries to what he can say.

Michael Totten, expert on Lebanon that he is, went ballistic over Joe Biden's fantasies about Hezbollah.
In Thursday night’s vice presidential debate between Senator Joe Biden and Governor Sarah Palin, Biden said the strangest and most ill-informed thing I have ever heard about Lebanon in my life. “When we kicked — along with France, we kicked Hezbollah out of Lebanon, I said and Barack said, “Move NATO forces in there. Fill the vacuum, because if you don’t know — if you don’t, Hezbollah will control it.” Now what’s happened? Hezbollah is a legitimate part of the government in the country immediately to the north of Israel.” [Emphasis added.]

What on Earth is he talking about? The United States and France may have kicked Hezbollah out of Lebanon in an alternate universe, but nothing even remotely like that ever happened in this one.

Nobody – nobody – has ever kicked Hezbollah out of Lebanon. Not the United States. Nor France. Not Israel. And not the Lebanese. Nobody.

Joe Biden has literally no idea what he’s talking about.
Joe Biden won because he discovered that the MSM forgiveness of his behavior extends well beyond gaffes. It has no limits at all. In a story linked on Yahoo's front page today, gaffes from the debate are listed. This one doesn't make the cut, while Palin is taken to task for missing the fact that there are 17,000 more troops in Iraq now than in 2007.

The puppyblender notes that Biden is completely confused about the Constitution as well. Article I does not describe the executive branch at all. Had Sarah Palin said this, it would have been all over the news and late night talk shows for a week as clear evidence she was totally unprepared to be VP.

Joe Biden won the debate because he showed he could stand in front of an audience and simply invent things out of his head and get away with it. And that's why the merger of the MSM and the Obama campaign matters.

Thursday, October 02, 2008

The Walls are Coming Down!

... just like Obama said they would. In this case, it's the walls between the MSM and the Obama campaign. The two have now merged. Gwen Ifill, the moderator in tonight's VP debate is writing a book entitled, The Breakthrough: Politics and Race in the Age of Obama. She will be financially rewarded if Obama wins the election. The reaction in the MSM? Yawn.

There's no barrier left at all between the two.

I Downloaded Couch Service Pack One From These Guys


And now the thing keeps on crashing. They tell me I'll have to wait for them to release patches for my couch!

Wednesday, October 01, 2008

San Diego Morning

On Monday we had some rain that gave us a wondrous sunrise. Here's what I saw on my drive in to work. I pulled over to take this shot, so no, I didn't drive while looking through my Nikon's viewfinder. Click on the image for a much better version.

The Simplest Description of the Financial Crisis Yet

... can be seen over at the Secular Apostate blog.

Russia Lost the War in Georgia

... because they did not capture the pipeline in southern Gerorgia and they lost the confidence of the markets. Today's WSJ has an article showing the declines in global markets for this last quarter. Russia comes in dead last. Why?
"When everybody fears that the world is over, emerging markets are not the first place you want to invest in," said Uri Landesman, a senior portfolio manager at ING Investment Management in New York.

Mr. Landesman was pessimistic about Russia. The troubles with Georgia only served to inflame existing concerns about the political and economic climate in the country, he said. Although Russian authorities eventually stemmed the share slide and pumped billions of dollars into the financial system, Russia is "an infinitely less interesting market than it was."
The US markets dropped 9.1% and we all think it's the end of the world. The Russian stock market dropped 47.8% in the last quarter. For many Russians, it really is the end of the world.

I guess invading their neighbor wasn't a good idea after all.

Invest in Russia today and be a part of our campaign of hyper-aggressive growth!

I'm now Against the Bailout in any Form

I have to admit that I just don't get it. I don't see why this crisis isn't localized to the boneheads who bundled 120% mortgages on South Dakota outhouses and sold them to over-leveraged, caffeine-crazed investors who would otherwise have bought Argentinian sheep futures. Here's my limited understanding of the situation.

The crisis is all about banks being afraid to lend money to each other. In order to meet their daily asset requirements, there are times when they need to borrow money from one another for very short periods, on the order of days. That is, they've loaned out $1000 and they find themselves with only $90 on hand when banking regulations say they really needed $100. They run off to the banker next door and he lends them the $10 they need.

The problem is that the banker next door is now terrified that he is lending to a zombie bank. The zombie will go out of business tomorrow and the lending banker will lose the money he loaned. Concrete example: WaMu just went under. The last bank to give WaMu a short term loan lost their money, at least temporarily. Consequently, banks are not lending each other money.

In addition to being able to borrow money from other banks, bankers can borrow money from the Federal government for short periods of time. There is a certain amount of money set aside for this kind of lending. In recent months, the government has massively increased this available cash because it knows the banks are terrified of each other.

This won't last. It seems to me that if you just let this go for about 6 months, the banks who loaned money to crack addicts to buy La Jolla beach houses will go out of business and we'll figure out who is solvent and who isn't. Once the situation calms down, banks will be able to trust each other again and the Fed can ease itself out of the short term lending business, at least back to normal levels. In the meantime, as this Carpe Diem post showed, lending to individuals and businesses is not a problem.

Finally, there is this. Government agencies that start out life with budgets in the tens of billions of dollars spend their first few years floundering and burning money on silly things. You cannot competently staff an agency that big that fast. DHS was a great example of this. Their budget the first year was something like $70B and most of that went down the drain because they could not bring competent contracting officers on board fast enough to spend the money wisely. Now what we want to do is give $700B to a new agency that will rush about buying mortgage backed securities that we all know are overvalued, but we don't know by how much.

Where are you going to find that many appraisers that fast and bring them into the government through the positively glacial government hiring process? More likely, you'll end up with people transferring into this agency from the DMV because they see a chance for a promotion. If we do nothing, the zombie banks will go out of business and the healthy banks will buy their assets using their staffs of trained appraisers. If we give $700B to the government, you'll end up with fry cooks buying real estate in your name.

Line 1 is for driver's licenses, line 2 is for real estate appraisals.

Tuesday, September 30, 2008

Who Cares?

From an article in the Wall Street Journal:
Public pension funds and other big investors have long squeezed out a few extra bucks by lending stock held in their portfolios -- for a fee -- to short-sellers. Now those funds are starting to feel a squeeze of their own.

The collapse of Lehman Brothers Holdings Inc. and Washington Mutual Inc. have set off new troubles in the securities-lending business, and the recent freeze in short-term debt markets has only compounded the problem.
So they bought stocks with your retirement savings and then loaned them out to short sellers? And this helped invest your money in the economy in what way?

This is exactly the kind of thing that is turning me away from the bailout. What kind of wacky idea is that? Buying stocks and then lending them out for short sellers is such an obscure concept that I'm almost glad they're getting their fingers slammed in the door just because the whole thing reeks of gambling.

Why not buy stocks and then take the certificates to Vegas for a turn at the roulette wheel?

America's steelworkers rely on you to take out subprime loans, use the money to buy stock in their firms, loan that out to short sellers and use your profits to buy third order derivatives on Brazilian wheat futures so that they can continue to produce the steel we need!

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On Cats and Alarm Clocks

If you have one (a cat) you do not need the other (an alarm clock). Yesterday, our Maximum Leader woke me up at 3:30 AM. This morning is was 2:00 AM. The raccoons seem to have followed us in spite of our recent move and our cat door is manual once more. That means I leave it closed at night, but open it in the morning so our Maximum Leader can get out. Her definition of "morning" and "middle of the night" seem to be a bit blurred.

What? What did I do wrong?


Oh, the waking you up thing. Hahahahaha!

So What Gives? Is There a Crisis or Not?

Dig this post from Carpe Diem showing that lending hasn't dried up and in fact has continued to grow. Here's one of the graphs.


"Total Loans and Leases at All Commercial Banks" reached an all-time high of $7.026 trillion (reported weekly) in mid-September, going over $7 trillion for the first time in history.
The best explanation for this came from the comments section of that post, submitted by Kentucky Packrat.

How can interbank lending be frozen while other types of lending are ok?

It's a sign of the CDS meltdown. The banks trust their customers to repay their debts more than they trust each other to stay solvent.
Hmmmm.

Monday, September 29, 2008

The Reason the Interweb Tubes Were Made

... was so that we could buy these and use them on our refrigerators at home.

There is no Crisis!

If there was, then Speaker Pelosi would have made an effort to rally bipartisan support for the bailout package. Instead, for her, it was just another day playing politics.

Why should anyone on either side have stuck their necks out in favor of this highly unpopular bill if she thinks it's so unimportant that she can use it to launch a tirade against the opposition?

H/T: The Volokh Conspiracy

The Crash is all the Fault of the Republicans

... because they didn't put duct tape over the mouths of the nitwit Democrats who fought against the regulation of Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac.

Two More Thoughts on the Financial Crisis

Good friend and semi-anonymous commenter Brian had this to say on an earlier post:

(T)he government wanted to extend home ownership through securitizing mortgages, the Republicans wanted less regulation and between the two you end up with mortgage bankers handing out gobs of money to anyone willing to lie about their income. The two ideologies combine to form a perfect storm. Everything went OK until property prices actually started to fall, then the riskier banks were caught with this stuff in their portfolios.
After sifting through the comments on other blogs, it dawned on me that the Law of Unintended Consequences was at play here, too.

When Fannie and Freddie decided to buy up subprime loans, they did it to help po' folk buy homes. However, the mortgage brokers were paid commissions on anyone getting these loans. Consequently, it wasn't just the po' folk getting in way over their heads, it was everyone, rich and poor alike. The next door neighbors of some good friends are losing their house because they got a liar's loan on a house that then fell in value. That house was in a nice part of town, too.

Fannie and Freddie set out to make it easier to borrow money and boy did they ever!

The second thought is this: enough with the politics already! What this all comes down to is the investment companies were too incompetent to manage their businesses. Instead, they blame the Republicans for easing regulations and the Democrats for subsidizing risky borrowers. No matter who did what in DC, shouldn't you be expected to run your own business with thrift and foresight? Essentially what the blamers are saying is that they needed people like Barney Frank to watch over them. Barney can't even run a brothel in his own house and not screw it up! What makes you think he's even vaguely competent when it comes to your business?

If you're relying on the government to put boundaries on your behavior so you don't wreck everything, you're doomed already.

Losers.

Barney Frank, Chairman of the House Financial Services Committee and also a big, fat idiot.

The Pellet with the Poison

... is in the flagon with the dragon!


Don't let the politicians and news get you down. Life is still good.

Sunday, September 28, 2008

What Gives With NFL Field Pass?

I am one unhappy rodent. Here I go and buy NFL Field Pass for the year so I can listen to my beloved New Orleans Saints and a day comes when I can't tune into the game because I have to go to Mass and then to my daughter's soccer game. No worries, I've got NFL Field Pass which lets me listen to archived games, right?

Wrong!

I get home and find out the Saints crushed the 49ers and Drew Brees threw for over 360 yards. Fantastic! I pop open an Abita Turbo Dog beer and kick back to listen to the archived game and what do I get? "We're sorry, this game is not on the air. Please tune back during broadcast hours."

Broadcast hours? What broadcast hours? If the games are archived, how can their be broadcast hours? I want to hear the darned archived broadcast!

ARGH!

Update: OK, I'm good. The archived broadcast is up and I'm tuned in at 5:15PM on Sunday. Way cool. Geaux Saints!