Wednesday, December 20, 2017

This Is What's Wrong With America Today

Just look at this.

Back in the frontier days, when America was great, we didn't have 911. No, Americans defended their country themselves. This little boy needs to learn self-reliance. If he thinks the Grinch is going to steal Christmas, the proper response is to be trained and armed and take out the green villain when he tries to put an end to our favorite holiday.

After all, Davy Crockett killed him a bear when he was only 3.

Consarn it! If 5 years old is not too young to learn about all 131 genders, it's not too young to be able to defend your home and holidays from that rantallion, the Grinch.


tim eisele said...

Introducing concealed pistols changes a lot of children's stories:

"She had approached no nearer than twenty-five feet from the bed when she saw that it was not her grandmother but the wolf, for even in a nightcap a wolf does not look any more like your grandmother than the Metro-Goldwyn lion looks like Calvin Coolidge. So the little girl took an automatic out of her basket and shot the wolf dead.

Moral: It is not so easy to fool little girls nowadays as it used to be."

(James Thurber, "Fables for Our Time")

K T Cat said...

Love it!

lee said...

I had that book as a child. Loved it. That may explain a lot.