Sunday, June 24, 2012

I Like Lysol

... because it's good for so many purposes around the house! If you click on the image below, you'll see one more reason why you ought to keep lots and lots of Lysol in your cupboards.
The men behind the #Fortnight4Freedom want to take us back to... on Twitpic
I hear the Koch brothers are big on it, too.

H/T: @UrthaLun, an absolute genius who, despite having a Twitter account and a blog, can't manage to figure out Amazon. (Note to Urtha: you might not be playing with a full deck of Tarot cards, dear.)

Update: On Amazon, I found condoms 200 for $35.98. That's 18 cents per orgasm, or 36 cents per orgasm if you're a semi-literate, angst-ridden, ignorant, paranoid religious bigot from NARAL and you fake half of them when your limp partner can't find his Swedish pump because you're both totally baked on Humboldt weed. If $35.98 is too expensive for your wallet and you need someone else to pay for your family planning, try standing on a street corner with a cardboard sign. Chances are excellent that you're going to end up there and the practice will do you good.

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