This year, my daughter went to school dressed as a cop. Sort of a Serpico cop, wearing mostly denim. They don't allow toy guns, so instead of a gun, she just held her hands together in a gun shape and shot at people this morning around the house before going to school. A lot. Here's a set of cop sayings as I believe she would interpret them.
"You have the right to remain dead!" BLAM! BLAM! BLAM!
"Come out with your hands up! You're easier to shoot that way!" BLAM! BLAM! BLAM!
"Do you feel lucky, punk? Well, it hardly matters!" BLAM! BLAM! BLAM!
"Did you see anything suspicious? Did it look like this?" BLAM! BLAM! BLAM!
"Your registration has expired! And so have you!" BLAM! BLAM! BLAM!
"Do you know how fast you were going? It wasn't faster than a bullet!" BLAM! BLAM! BLAM!
"I'll get you and your little dog, too!" BLAM! BLAM! BLAM!
That last one isn't very cop-like, but in our house it just works. Hope y'all have a great Halloween!
Links: Over at The Temple of Mut, Halloween is being celebrated most, err, EgyptianGoddessally!
3 comments:
Why does this remind me of certain late night traveller sessions ...
"I hate to see a child cry."
:-)
Thanks so much for the link! :)
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